A couple of years ago on Halloween someone set their dog on me…
It wasn’t fun.
Once my family was on holiday and I was about eight and we were in Rome and I got off a train and one of my shoes fell off and an Italian tramp ran off with it.
What the hell does an Italian tramp want with a shoe that clearly does not fit him?!
I lost the other one on an escalator… Italian escalators are savage.
And when my dad wouldn’t give another tramp a cigarette he started throwing bits of wood at my dad’s face cos we were sat in a bar. we left the bar.
